You are receiving this letter because you are a client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal instructions are below. Today George will share an excerpt from his upcoming new training course, How to Fix Your Commercial Mortgage Business If You're Not Making Any Money. (Available 4/5/12)

Joke Du Jour

A teacher friend of mine was discussing compound nouns with her class. "They're made up of two or more words," she explained. "For example, townhouse or boxcar. Can anyone think of other one?" One boy raised his hand and offered, "Asphalt."

Don't Forget About Our New Loan Program With Super-Low Monthly Payments

Blackburne & Sons is making hard money loans on commercial loans with an interest rate competitive with other hard money lenders and loan payments based on just a 7.9%, interest-only constant! The unpaid interest merely accrues and defers.

In plain English, Blackburne & Sons can now make your borrower a fast hard money loan, and his monthly payments will be no higher than those of the typical bank loan. The monthly loan payments will not drive him into bankruptcy.

Got a deal? Please complete this easy mini-app or call me, Tim Brannan, at 916-338-3232 or email me a package and/or executive summary to timb@blackburne.com

Cuddling Joke

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away..

We Can Also Now Make Larger Loans

Blackburne & Sons can now make commercial loans as large as $2.5 million. That's a huge increase from our prior loan maximum of just $1.5 million.

Coffin Joke

A hearse was driving up a steep hill when the back door opened and the cofffin fell out. It slid down the hill, bumped and jumped the curb. It raced into a drugstore where it bumped and jumped onto the counter. The cover slowly opened, and a man sat up in it, turned to the pharmacist and asked,"Do you have anything to stop my coffin?"

Exerpt From Our New Commercial Loan Brokerage Practice Course

Most commercial mortgage brokers devote less than 15% of their time to marketing for commercial loans. They devote the vast bulk of their hours to trying to place a $4 million loan on a money-losing bowling alley or a $20 million loan for the construction of a new resort in Belize. More.

On a Personal Note

George IV, please insert text here.

Lice Joke

Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
A: Homeless!!!

Don't Forget About C-Loans.com

We have a whole new crop of hungry commercial lenders on C-Loans, so if you have a commercial loan you're trying to place, it takes just four minutes to submit your deal to 750 commercial lenders. And remember, C-Loans.com is free!

Final Funny

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classrom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"

Knowing he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. "Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"

He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."

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